First, Eliot Spitzer. Now, his replacement as New York govenor, David Paterson, has admitted to several affairs (and of course he drags the Mrs. along with him to announce this).
I have decided I want to run for office in New York. I'll even move there, Hillary-style. But first, I have a confession. One time, I got a woman's phone number in Madison when I was kinda sorta having a long-distance relationship (I lived in Minnesota, she was back home). I didn't call the number ever, but I got it. Could I at least be a state rep? I'll even represent an unpopular town like Binghamton, Elmira, or even Plattsburgh. Or, would I have needed to call that number to qualify? Just wondering.
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No, sir. If you don't actually consummate the relationship, you have to settle for Connecticut. I was going to say New Jersey, but that brings up the specter of McGreevey and I'm guessing you don't want that.
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