Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Rappin' again...

Shaquille O'Neal, last seen getting booted out of the playoffs with the Phoenix Suns in the first round by the San Antonio Spurs, decided to drop some freestyle rhymes at a New York nightclub. He took some shots at Kobe Bryant. You know, whatever, these two don't like each other.

The problem here is, WHO GAVE CLANK-FU A MICROPHONE?!!! Haven't we learned years ago that Shaq can't rap?!! I mean, this is terrible! OK, I admit that when Shaq first had a guest verse on "What's Up Doc?" by the Fu-Schnickens, I thought it was cool. But, when he put out an album, that was already overkill. Then, he kept putting out product. And, it got worse and worse!!

The moral of the story is, Shaq and mics don't mix. I say this despite Shaq generally being a good citizen, and one of the best centers to ever play the game. Maybe not as good as Bill Russell, Wilt Chamberlain, or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, but right up there amongst the greatest. But Shaq, please stop picking up microphones and rapping into them. You rap about as well as you shoot free throws.

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